BREAKING: Officials from New Mexico say if Trump, Bondi, or Patel call them about their plan to dig up Epstein’s Zorro pedophile ranch for bodies, they’ll record the call live on their state website so everyone can hear them trying to interfere and obstruct justice.

BREAKING: Officials from New Mexico say if Trump, Bondi, or Patel call them about their plan to dig up Epstein’s Zorro pedophile ranch for bodies, they’ll record the call live on their state website so everyone can hear them trying to interfere and obstruct justice.

Officials in New Mexico said this week that they would publicly release and livestream any phone calls from high-profile political figures regarding a proposed investigation into property once owned by Jeffrey Epstein.

The statement follows online speculation about renewed interest in searching Epstein’s former estate, Zorro Ranch, amid persistent conspiracy theories surrounding his associates and alleged activities. State authorities emphasized that any investigative decisions would be handled through established legal channels and with appropriate warrants.

In remarks attributed to senior officials, the state warned that if figures such as Donald Trump, Pam Bondi, or Kash Patel were to contact them in an attempt to influence or interfere with a potential inquiry, the calls would be recorded and streamed live on an official state website “in the interest of transparency.”

There is currently no public confirmation of an active excavation plan at the ranch, and no formal charges or motions related to such action have been filed in court. Legal analysts note that any search of private property would require judicial authorization and adherence to due process.

Representatives for the named individuals have not issued statements responding to the hypothetical scenario. State officials reiterated that “no one is above the law” and that any credible evidence would be evaluated independently and in accordance with state and federal statutes.